Monday, April 19, 2010

Nathan Winograd's Logic (Or Rather Lack Of)

See if any of this makes sense to you 'cause it sure doesn't to me.

Domestic dogs are directly related to wild wolves and coyotes. They belong in the wild. Let's release all dogs into the wild city streets. Let's repeal the leash laws while we're at it. And those fencing requirements, KCDogPoop. You ever see a wild wolf wearing a leash?

If the "wild" dogs we set free kill cats, mutilate children, eat old ladies, that's okay. It's just survival of the fittest and natural selection. Darwin would be proud.

Dogs are healthier in the wild city streets, especially long haired dachshunds and the hairless chinese crested living in snow country or the desert. If they were indoors, they'd just watch Oprah, get fat and die.

You just have to give a dog one rabies shot for life. If the new wild packs of dogs start spreading rabies and we all die, that's just natural selection again. Team rabies wins!

Feral cats have the right to live. Birds, wildlife and humans of course do not.

Feral cats have the right to live, even if they are suffering without food, water, shelter, medical care, neutering or protection from cars, dogs, coyotes or the neighborhood punks who love to skin them alive.

A suffering, outdoor, injured, ill, emaciated, dehydrated, dying cat is better than a humanely euthanized cat any day. Especially those friendly, tame ones that are left outside by "caregivers" who don't give a shit as long as they are alive!!!!

Speciesism is wrong. We should not value birds over cats, but it's okay to value cats over birds, wildlife, humans, common sense and basic logic.

Anyone who prefers one species over another is a Nazi. Since the Whino prefers cats over birds, wildlife and humans, he fits his own definition. Heil kitty! Heil Whino!

Outdoor feral cats don't harm the environment. They just eat birds, wildlife, leave contaminated feces, urine, spread disease and can contaminate the water. What does the Whino care that innocent children are catching diseases from cats or going to the hospital with their allergies to cats?

All the research and scientists are wrong, the Whino has spoken. All heil the Messiah.

Cats eat birds and that's okay. It's survival of the fittest. Chinese people eat cats. Kill the Chinese!

What planet does this man live on?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We all know that his program only makes sense to the pit nutters, dogmen, and breeders. The rest of us have his number, we can add 2 and 2 together to get 4.